Ouch...

[Wayne Carter <wcarter@mva.net>]

>Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1998 09:04:02 -0400
>To: PK
>From: Wayne Carter <wcarter@mva.net>
>Subject: Ouch...
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>>><<  Massachusetts Farmer dies and goes to hell.  But the Devil
>>> notices that the farmer is not suffering like the rest.  He checks
>>> and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80% humidity.  So he
>>> goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy.
>>>
>>> The farmer says, "I really like it here. The temperature is just
>>> like Massachusetts in September."
>>>
>>> The Devil of course isn't happy with the farmer's answer, so he
>>> turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90%.
>>> After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He
>>> finds him unbuttoning his shirt saying, "This is even better.
>>> It's like Massachusetts in August."
>>>
>>> The Devil is now really upset, and decides to make the farmer
>>> understand that hell is no paradise. He turns the heat up to
>>> 120 degrees and the humidity to 100%. "Let's see how he likes
>>> it now," he thinks. But the farmer is taking his shirt off
>>> basking in the heat, even happier than before saying,
>>> "Wonderful! It's just like Massachusetts in Mid-Summer!"
>>>
>>> The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this guy."  He suddenly
>>> turns the temperature down to a freezing -25 degrees. He looks
>>> around and finds the farmer jumping up and down for joy.
>>>
>>> "What are you so happy about now?" the Devil shouts.
>>>
>>> The farmer screams out, "The Red Sox finally won the World Series!"
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