Re: Outdated promo on WODS

[Garrett Wollman <wollman@lcs.mit.edu>]

<<On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 00:53:26 -0500, "A. Joseph Ross" <lawyer@attorneyross.com> said:

> Which is a ripoff anyway, since they have no more authority to
> register star names than I do.

I Sense A Great Need:

``The New England Star Registry ... Your new star name will be
recorded on a yellow legal pad at the law offices of A. Joseph Ross,
J.D., and a notarized certificate attesting to the meaningless nature
of this enterprise will be sent to you at no additional charge, along
with a photocopy of a public-domain celestial map to help you locate
your star...  Call right now and we'll express mail your certificate
in time for Eastern Orthodox Christmas, 1-866-4-RIP-OFF.''

So don't sell yourself short, Joe!

-GAWollman