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Re: Telemarketing on Sunday
Or the famous Seinfeld reply....
"Well, I'm busy right now...but if you wanna give me YOUR home number...I'll
be glad to call YOU tonight while you are having dinner with your
family...and discuss it with you then....."
"Oh, what's this? Oh, You wouldn't want ME calling you at home while you're
having dinner...???""
J
----- Original Message -----
From: "EM1 GITCHIER" <RGITSCHIER@doyle.navy.mil>
To: "Boston-Radio-Interest (E-mail)" <boston-radio-interest@bostonradio.org>
Sent: Monday, March 04, 2002 1:06 PM
Subject: RE: Telemarketing on Sunday
> Telemarketers are fun to play with though....
>
> Actual responses to actual calls to the Gitschier household, Jacksonville,
> FL.
>
> Credit Card... "um, no thanks, I just claimed bankruptcy last week"
>
> Long Distance... Can your company service me when I move to Argentina? I'm
> in the Navy... (Or I've got orders to Operation Deep Freeze next month
> [Antarctica])
>
> Electronic Encyclopedia "Does your PC have a CD rom?" No, I'm still
working
> on Windows 3.1 and a floppy drive...
>
> Firemen or Sherrif's Benevolent/Widow funds - Um, we don't have a
> Serviceman's Widow and Orphan's fund... we just buy our own insurance...
and
> we protect the whole world... (my wife's favorite reply)
>
> Newspaper Subscriptions - I already get mine every day at the radio
station.
> We rip off all our news stories from your newspaper...
>
> Yes, hello, you're on the air with us live...
>
> Sears/other contractor's home painting/roofing service... "M'am we live in
> Navy Housing. Please direct your call to the Base Commanding Officer. If
he
> goes for it, then what the heck... "
>
> Carpet Cleaning - "I've got hardwood floors".
>
> "Hello? ... you'll never believe what you just interrupted..."
>
> And from my 16 year old daughter..."Can you call back?? I'm on hold with
the
> Suicide Hotline right now"
>
> The Acorn didn't fall far from the tree...
>
> Ron Gitschier
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Roger Kirk [SMTP:rogerkirk@ttlc.net]
> >
> > "Dan C." wrote:
> >
> > > Yet another good reason to install a telezapper, which does a decent
> > job of
> > > getting rid of telemarketing calls. Now, if they could only tweak it
> > so it
> > > would kill the telemarketer...so much the better. :)
> >
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