RE: The day the music died: SAD 75 imposes radio silence on buses

[Sven Franklyn Weil <sven@gordsven.com>]

On Wed, 26 Mar 2003, Paul Hopfgarten wrote:

> Obviously, the only fair answer is "No Radio".

I've got the perfect solution!!!  

Official Decree:

All school bus radios shall be of North Korean manufacture.  They shall be
crystal-locked to receive only one authorized station to be named by the
Board of Education.

This station shall only transmit inoffensive soft music, Barney songs and
school announcements between the hours of 7 a.m. and 5 p.m.  

Each broadcast day shall start with the playing of the National Anthem and
a prayer to our beloved President of the United States.

The loudness of the installed radio shall not be fixed at a certain level 
and shall not be tampered with.

--
Sven

IT'S A JOKE!!!! ;-)