FW: [DrScience] Handsome DJ's

["Spatola, Glenn J" <Glenn.Spatola@PSS.Boeing.com>]

Doc Science confirms what we already knew...

> Dear Doctor Science,
> A DJ in town has a deep swarthy voice that makes all the ladies swoon. 
> I recently saw this fellow in public. He was short, fat, wore dumpy
> clothes and smoked a smelly cigar.  Was this fellow the exception or
> the rule?
> 
> -- Dan Collison from Juneau, AK
> 
> That fellow was no DJ.	He was probably an imposter, hired by the DJ to
> throw lusting ladies off his track.  By some strange quirk of fate, all
> disc jockeys are incredibly handsome.  Small wonder that George
> Hamilton and Mel Gibson started their careers in radio.  Patrick Swayze
> is a recent graduate of the Columbia School of Broadcasting, but the
> movies grabbed him up before he could log much air time.  Rumor has it
> that dawn can find studio talent scouts hanging outside radio stations,
> contracts in hand, waiting for the night shift to get off work.
> 

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