holiday songs that are torture

[Bill O'Neill]

Kevin Vahey wrote:
> Not even Thanksgiving and already I am overloaded on 2 songs...
>
> Grandma Got Runover and Dominick The Christmas Donkey.
>   
This one from Jorgi Jorgessen will take the sanity our of Santa every 
time....

http://www.stinalisa.com/NutsAtChristmas.html

Bill O'Neill


Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead
Cuz I'll squander all my pay.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a pure bewildered yerk.

I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I won’t know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead.

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
When each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip their lids
While their papa goes in hock.