Newspaper survival

[Bill O'Neill]

Dan.Strassberg wrote:
> a) You are in Vermont, where there are allegedly more cows than
> people.
You are correct, sir.  Shoreham has a human population of 1,100 with far 
more head of cattle than that.  Although some may suggest that a few 
cattle at Town Meeting could actually bring about cultural increase.

> b) Neither you nor anyone else I've noticed has mentioned Hillary's
> early (and highly publicized) investment in cattle futures 
I tore out that page from Vince Foster's playbook.  Now, back to your 
regularly scheduled radio programme.

b -