Its been nice knowing you all

[Chuck Igo]

Kevin,

   I'll be thinking of you while I peel off my shirt in Section 312 to
reveal my perfectly, beer-enhanced midsection painted in true Patriots
colors; the eye of the "flying Elvis" being right where my belly-button
is!  

Okay, I'm lying.  I'm actually of to the Civic Center here in Portland
for a 7pm Pirates game.  I'll think warm thoughts of you when I get back
home for the 2nd half.

Chuck