"Jacquie Murphy" <jmurphy@weather.com>: Hoping For Heaven!?!

[Dave Faneuf <tklaundry@juno.com>]

Not exactly what the list was made for, but it fits...

Dave Faneuf


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From: "Jacquie Murphy" <jmurphy@weather.com>

Merry Christmas to ALL!

> Three guys are waiting to get into heaven. Peter asks the first man,  =
"How
> much money did you make this year?" The man responds, "$250,000."  =
"Really,
> what did you do to make that kind of money?"......."I was a lawyer" the
=
man
> answers. "Very well, you can come in..." =20

Peter asks the second man  the same question.  "I made $279,000 last =
year," he says.
"And what did you  do to make that money?" asks Peter.  "I was a doctor."
"You did well...come on in!"

Finally, Peter reaches the third man and asks the question again.  The
man
proudly states, "I made $17,500 last year!" "Really," Peter responds,
"and
what were the station's call letters?"


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