Fwd: Cell Phone Warning

[Brian Vita <brian_vita@cssinc.com>]

This spam found its way into my email box this morning and, although I 
don't condone it, I find it laughable.  Anyone want to take bets that the 
"Patented Cellular EMF Phone Shield" is a hat made of folded aluminum 
foil?  Watch out for the EMF entering your ear ducts!!

***This is most definitely not an endorsement for this idiot's product.  It 
is presented in its entirety for amusement purposes only!***

Brian

>Cellular & Cordless Phone Usage Linked To Brain &
>Leukemia Cancer!!!
>
>Read our Free Report ON Research and Solution to this
>major growing problem.
>
>Millions are adding Cell Phones to all members of their
>families.
>
>PROTECT YOURSELF with the Worlds First Patented
>Celluar EMF Phone Sheild--which blocks 99% of these
>ELECTROMAGNETIC FRENQUENCIES from entering your
>EAR DUCTS and BRAIN!!
>
>Its small, nonintrusive and inexpensive!! This is a MUST
>READ FREE REPORT to protect your health!!
>
>A20/20 broadcast Oct 20 revealed some startling facts.
>A study in finland not conclusive yet reveals cell phones
>held by right handed people the prepondurance of tumors
>are in the right brain and the left handes people are in
>the left brain also the top 5 american cell phones were
>tested by 20/20 and all failed radiation testing. We have
>a patened product and tested which blocks 99.9% of these
>waves from entering the ear canal and brain.
>
>CALL or Fax   505-205-9841
>
>Print NEATLY or Spell out on Voice (Thank You)
>Name _________________
>Phone # __________________
>Fax # _____________________
>E-Mail ______________________________________
>WE accept MasterCard, VisaCard, DiscoveryCard and
>American ExpressCard
>Card ____________________________
>Number__________________________________
>Expiration ______________________________
>Name ON Card ____________________________
>Mailing Address____________________________________________
>___________________________________________________________
>City ______________________________________________________
>State______________________________________________________
>Country____________________________________________________
>
>TO BE REMOVED FROM FURTHER E_MAILS CALL
>1-877-554-6606 ext 275 PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO
>THIS NUMBER AS WE ONLY GET THE MESSAGES ONCE
>A MONTH. THANK YOU!!!
>Cellular & Cordless Phone Usage Linked To Brain &
>Leukemia Cancer!!!
>
>Read our Free Report ON Research and Solution to this
>major growing problem.
>
>Millions are adding Cell Phones to all members of their
>families.
>
>PROTECT YOURSELF with the Worlds First Patented
>Celluar EMF Phone Sheild--which blocks 99% of these
>ELECTROMAGNETIC FRENQUENCIES from entering your
>EAR DUCTS and BRAIN!!
>
>Its small, nonintrusive and inexpensive!! This is a MUST
>READ FREE REPORT to protect your health!!
>
>A20/20 broadcast Oct 20 revealed some startling facts.
>A study in finland not conclusive yet reveals cell phones
>held by right handed people the prepondurance of tumors
>are in the right brain and the left handes people are in
>the left brain also the top 5 american cell phones were
>tested by 20/20 and all failed radiation testing. We have
>a patened product and tested which blocks 99.9% of these
>waves from entering the ear canal and brain.
>
>CALL or Fax   505-205-9841
>
>Print NEATLY or Spell out on Voice (Thank You)
>Name _________________
>Phone # __________________
>Fax # _____________________
>E-Mail ______________________________________
>WE accept MasterCard, VisaCard, DiscoveryCard and
>American ExpressCard
>Card ____________________________
>Number__________________________________
>Expiration ______________________________
>Name ON Card ____________________________
>Mailing Address____________________________________________
>___________________________________________________________
>City ______________________________________________________
>State______________________________________________________
>Country____________________________________________________
>
>TO BE REMOVED FROM FURTHER E_MAILS CALL
>1-877-554-6606 ext 275 PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO
>THIS NUMBER AS WE ONLY GET THE MESSAGES ONCE
>A MONTH. THANK YOU!!!

-- Brian T. Vita, President
Cinema Service & Supply, Inc.,75 Walnut St., Peabody, MA  01960-5626
(978)538-7575/Fax (978)538-7550/Sales (800)231-8849/Sales Fax (800)329-2775
www.cssinc.com