'Onion' radio news

[Richard Chonak <rac@gabriel.cambridge.ma.us>]

Speaking of the expanding Infinity/CBS/Westinghouse/Viacom empire: 
Westwood One, besides distributing CBS Radio news, CNN Radio news, 
and NBC/Mutual Radio news, has announced "The Onion" Radio news, a 
tie-in to the satirical newspaper at http://www.theonion.com .

http://www.cbsradio.com/PR&MARKETING/onion.htm  has sample audio 
files with
the following headlines:

"NASA Baffled By Failure Of Straw Shuttle"
"Zsa-Zsa or Eva Gabor is Dead"
"Oil Spill Improves Wildlife Viscosity"

- --RC

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